Yes, this is another post about bugs. I know, I know..You're probably all like-We know you don't like bugs, get over it already.
I don't think you understand.
This is a SERIOUS PROBLEM.
About 7 minutes ago, I was laying on the couch, slowly drifting off to sleep. I was so happy. I love falling asleep. It's one of my favorite things. I opened my eyes just one more time before I was completely gone and I saw this..thing. SPRINTING towards me. I thought it was just another big, black bug. NOPE. A ginormous spider like the one I had killed with Cody's shoe not too long ago. I JUMPED up, screaming, "OH MY GOSH, OH MY GOSH, OH MY GOSH!!!" I ran and got a vase (it's my bug trapping device...I just wish it wasn't see-through) and captured it. Oh, you've got to be kidding me. It gave me a contraction. Stupid, lame spider.
I think I'm developing a phobia. Every night, before I go to bed, I have to check my bed for bugs. I sleep with 3 pillows...One body pillow for behind me, one between my legs, and then just a regular pillow, and I check them all for bugs. I pull the covers all the way back and check for bugs. I have to sleep with my hair over my ears because I am terrified that a bug will crawl inside. I used to be very particular about where the covers went (they had to cover my mouth, but not be too close to my nose) because I didn't want a bug to just be able to walk right in. When I wake up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom, I crawl down my bed instead of getting off (even though it's so uncomfortable and kinda hard) because I can't see the floor to know if I'm going to step on bugs. When I wake up in the morning, and everytime I go to the bathroom, I lift up all the seats on the toilet to make sure no bugs are hiding anywhere. Before I take a shower, I check both curtains for bugs. I always hit my loofah against something multiple times before using it to make sure there is nothing inside, waiting to come out while I wash. And when I get out of the shower, I bang my towel against the wall to make those stupid things fall out. I do my makeup sitting on the counter (I have to admit, it is pretty comfortable and I'd probably do it anyway) because for awhile our sinks didn't have floorboards or baseboards, and I found a bug inside once.
I know. I told you it was a serious problem.
Are all first level apartments like this? It really isn't as bad as it was my last bug post...But I'm pretty sure this is a hobo spider! The second one in our apartment!! (I'll comfirm that when Cody comes home to kill it) I haven't ever been on a first level apartment before, so I don't really know how bad all the bugs are..But it's making me hate this place...Not our apartment so much, but the people in charge of it. I know it's not really their fault...But I need someone to blame it on.