I am now accepting applications for girl friends for myself.
You must live in Southern California
You must like texting
You must like shopping and want to go with me often. Even if it's not to buy anything. Just to wander around. And you must be ok with my screaming toddlers. Applicants preferred if you plan ahead and pack snacks and toys to entertain children.
You must be ok with the random, crazy things I say sometimes. And you need to think I'm funny.
You must be ok with (and like) the random, crazy movies and tv shows I like to watch, and not judge me based on them. (For example, all high school movies and shows. High School Musical, Bring It On, Boy Meets World, etc.)
You must like girls nights
You must like crafting while gossiping about celebrities
You must like chocolate, or at least not judge me while I eat a lot of it
You must be willing to watch my kids if I have an emergency, and I'll be willing to watch yours if you have kids, and if you have an emergency. Also, if you do have kids, I need to like them. You can attach a resume for them as well.
Preferred if you have a guy friend/neighbor/boyfriend/husband that will be friends with Cody. You can also attach a resume for him. However, applicants will not be rejected if a Man Resume is not attached.
Please apply as quickly as possible. I'm in need of a girl night.